I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Update: had a baby together

Update: he’s 1 year old today

Update: he’s 2 today

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

Kloppo visiting the German Nationalteam

I saw this girlie on ytb doing some creamy mushroom ramen with 1) a packet of beef ramen 2) powdered mushroom soup 3) cream cheese and 4) water and I've been tempted to do it since then but 1) i have spicy pickled pepper ramen 2) i have powdered mushroom sauce, not soup 3) i don't have cream cheese but i do have cream so should i proceed nonetheless or should i wait until i get the right ingredients?

APPARENTLY i can substitute powdered soup with powdered sauce so like fabrizio says

Okay so obviously the powdered sauce had flour which naturally thickened the whole business… but it’s actually good omfg 🤯

happy pride :)

I saw this girlie on ytb doing some creamy mushroom ramen with 1) a packet of beef ramen 2) powdered mushroom soup 3) cream cheese and 4) water and I've been tempted to do it since then but 1) i have spicy pickled pepper ramen 2) i have powdered mushroom sauce, not soup 3) i don't have cream cheese but i do have cream so should i proceed nonetheless or should i wait until i get the right ingredients?

APPARENTLY i can substitute powdered soup with powdered sauce so like fabrizio says

Dying in Hawaii should get you added to the list of Pearl Harbor casualties

how does kai havertz already look less ghostly and more like a nice man. what the hell happens to these people at chelshit

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.

Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version

Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.

To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 

For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.

You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them